We are not some crazy conglomerate backed by corporate America or mud-slinging capitalist reptiles in suits. So, if you ordered something and really hate it, let us know. We are not greedy. We do enjoy what we make and hope that you do too.
If you are able, and you don't like something you ordered, consider giving it as a gift to a friend or someone in need. You will then be gifted interstellar karmic points which can be redeemed when you expect it least. Basically what we’re saying is, if you really want a refund. Let's chat. Especially if what you ordered is unopened.
(translation: Yo mama a hoe if you don't like it and you are definitely a secret agent of... The 925!)
Effective Date: 09/01/2023
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing and using the "I Told You Aliens Were Real" website, you agree to be bound by these Terms & Conditions. If you do not agree to these terms, please refrain from using our website.
2. Products and Services
2.1 Product Descriptions: We strive to provide accurate and detailed descriptions of our products. However, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of product descriptions.
2.2 Pricing: Prices for products are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right to modify or discontinue products or services at any time.
3. Orders and Payment
3.1 Order Acceptance: Your order is an offer to purchase our products. We reserve the right to accept or reject orders for any reason.
3.2 Payment: Payment for orders is processed securely through our trusted payment partner, Stripe. We do not store payment information on our servers.
4. Shipping and Returns
4.1 Shipping Policy: Our shipping policy is outlined separately in our "Shipping & Returns Policy."
4.2 Return Policy: Our return policy is outlined separately in our "Shipping & Returns Policy."
5. User Accounts
5.1 Account Creation: You may create an account to access certain features of our website. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account information.
5.2 Account Termination: We reserve the right to terminate or suspend accounts at our discretion, without notice.
6. Intellectual Property
6.1 Content Ownership: All content on our website, including text, images, logos, and trademarks, is the property of "I Told You Aliens Were Real" and is protected by intellectual property laws.
7. Limitation of Liability
7.1 Disclaimer: We do not guarantee that our website will be error-free or uninterrupted. We are not responsible for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages resulting from your use of or inability to use our website.
8. Governing Law
8.1 Jurisdiction: These Terms & Conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of [Your Jurisdiction].
9. Changes to Terms & Conditions
9.1 Updates: We reserve the right to update or revise these Terms & Conditions at any time. You are responsible for regularly reviewing the latest version posted on our website.
10. Contact Information
If you have any questions or concerns about these Terms & Conditions, please contact us at [shamoonzappedme@itoldyoualienswerereal.com].
Thank you for choosing "I Told You Aliens Were Real." Your understanding and compliance with these terms are greatly appreciated.
End of Terms & Conditions
Effective Date: 09/01/2023
1. Introduction
Welcome to "I Told You Aliens Were Real," your portal to the unknown and extraordinary. This Privacy Policy outlines how we collect, use, disclose, and protect your personal information when you interact with our e-commerce platform. By using our website and services, you agree to the practices described in this Privacy Policy.
2. Information We Collect
We collect various types of information to provide you with the best possible experience:
2.1 Personal Information:
- When you create an account, place orders, or subscribe to our newsletter, we collect your name, email address, shipping and billing addresses, and contact details.
- Payment information, including credit card details, is securely processed by our trusted payment partner, Stripe. We do not store payment information on our servers.
2.2 Usage Information:
- Our website automatically gathers certain information about your device, browsing actions, and interactions. This includes IP addresses, browser types, referring URLs, and page views.
3. How We Use Your Information
We use the collected information for various purposes:
- To process orders, payments, and deliver products to your chosen destination.
- To enhance your browsing experience by personalizing content and product recommendations.
- To communicate with you about order updates, promotions, and exciting discoveries (if you opt-in).
- To maintain a secure environment by preventing fraudulent activities.
- To comply with legal obligations.
4. How We Share Your Information
Your data is safe with us. We do not sell, trade, or rent your personal information to aliens or third parties. However, we may share information with the following entities:
- Our partners and service providers, such as Stripe for payment processing, to ensure smooth operations.
- Legal authorities when required by law or to protect our rights.
5. Your Choices
You have control over your cosmic data:
- You can update your account settings and communication preferences at any time.
- If you wish to avoid receiving marketing communications, feel free to unsubscribe using the instructions provided in our messages.
6. Security
We take security seriously. Appropriate measures are in place to safeguard your information from cosmic intruders.
7. Children's Privacy
Our cosmic treasures are intended for adventurers aged 13 and above. We do not knowingly collect data from younger star explorers.
8. Changes to This Privacy Policy
If we make changes to this Privacy Policy, we will notify you by updating the "Effective Date" at the top of the policy.
9. Contact Us
If you have questions about cosmic privacy or wish to exercise your data rights, please contact us at [shamoonzappedme@itoldyoualienswerereal.com].
Thank you for joining us on this extraterrestrial journey. Your trust in "I Told You Aliens Were Real" is greatly appreciated.
End of Privacy Policy
DOMESTIC (US) SHIPPING POLICY:
We offer free shipping on National (US) orders above $400. With exceptions for some dangerous goods and heavyweight/bulky items.
Domestic (US) addresses ship with FedEx Standard. P.O. Box addresses ship with USPS tracking.